Sand In My Face

x4 I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you) I saw a nine stone weakling (What will you do?) Dynamic Tension waiting for you? Dynamic Tension make a man out of you I opened my magazine (What did you see?) I saw Mr. France (What did he have?) A girl on each shoulder (What else?) And one in his pants Dynamic Tension can do this for you Dynamic Tension make a man out of You you you you you So our hero goes down to the beach He's in real terrible shape His chick's been seen with big Alex That mother kicked sand in his face Now let me tell you about Alex He's got: Hands like hams Knees like trees 200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules...... Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me I lost my girl down by the beach She's with Alex and she's out of reach So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me I saw your body in an advert on T.V. But what convinced me was your money back guarantee x8 Now I'm stronger than Alex (Where is he now?) He's left in disgrace (Oh yeah?) Cos I took back my girlfriend (Ha, ha, ha, ha) And kicked sand in his face (In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose) Dynamic Tension waiting for you Dynamic Tension make a man out of you Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension fades