Michael J. Fox was a household name 
In 1985 
 And what about young Mallory 
And all of the Family Ties? 
I hear they all robbed liquor stores 
And are in jail now for life 
Kirk Cameron had Growing Pains 
Sex symbol of the year 
Problem solved so squeaky clean 
In half an hour clear 
I hear he's been washing dishes 
For the last couple of years 
Laughter tracks and '80s stars 
Predictable jokes 
 I don't have to tell you what happened 
To the kids from Diff'rent Strokes 
Punky Brewster's 15 minutes 
Lasted for years before it got old 
You're never quite so cute 
And I should know 
Once puberty takes it's toll 
And no one knows their whereabouts 
What they do or what they did 
Chew 'em up and spit 'em out 
Like all of the Cosby kids 
It's the toughest game and the hardest time 
 It's the longest walk on the thinnest line 
 Its sad and true that they love then kill 
 Where do they go when they die? 
 To the big '80s sitcom in the sky 
 Michael J Fox was a household name 
In 1985