Ain't Gonna Be Your Day

Well I woke up this morning stumbled across the floor While feeling for the light switch I stumped my toe on the door Then an earthquake came along my house started to sway A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day Oh it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day As the house fell down with a hurdling sound it ain’t gonna be your day And when I shaved this morning I nearly cut my throat The zipper stuck on my pants a button fell off my coat And down in the kitchen I set my house a blaze A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day Well it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day As the house burned down with a hurdling sound it ain’t gonna be your day Now out on the freeway a big truck tried to pass Halfway around with traffic comin’ I ran out of gas That big ol’ truck hit me knocked me ever which way A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day As they hauled it away I heard them say it ain’t gonna be your day Well I called up my boss man said I’d be late for work He screamed what’s the matter are you sick or hurt Well I said I had some trouble he said you’ll get no pay A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day As he slammed that phone I heard a little moan it ain’t gonna be your day Well the day started rotten it went from bad to worse Like the words in this song gets ***** ***** *****?? When I die and I go to heaven I know on judgment day A little voice whispered in my ear it ain’t gonna be your day No it ain’t gonna be your day boy it ain’t gonna be your day As they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain’t gonna be your day When they turn me away St. Peter would say it ain’t gonna be your day