Bigger Fish To Fry

Bigger Fish To Fry featuring the New Kung Pao Buckaroos Intro: I said a bad word when I was a kid Momma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did Bbaddy whooped me and the preacher said shame And I tried like hell to change But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes The minor vices man I know em well I've closed down bars I've lusted in my heart My Ex's think I oughta burn in hell But the devil he won't notice when I die Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry Politicians taking pork barrell bribes Crooked CEO's getting off with no time Christmas eve burglars stealing good childrens toys Can't say Christmas Holiday burglars stealing good childrens toys But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes The minor vices man I know em well I've closed down bars I've lusted in my heart My Ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell But the devil he won't notice when I die Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry Solo: Yea there's gonna be a bonfire burning An everlasting barbecue But with all the bad stuff going on There aint gonna be room for me and you We cuss we smoke we laugh at Tater's jokes Tell one Jim You know you're old when your wife says honey do you want to run upstairs and make love and your answer is I cannot do both The minor vices man we know em well We've closed down bars We've lusted in our hearts Our Ex's think we oughta burn in hell But the devil he won't notice when we die Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry Yea don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry Pass the tarter sauce