I'm Still A Guy

Intro: When you see a deer you see Bambi I see antlers up on the wall You see a lake you think picnics and I see A large mouth up under that log You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me In some ways well maybe you might Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what Remember I'm still a guy When you see a priceless French painting I see a drunk naked girl You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy And I'd like to give it a whirl Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of And in a weak moment I might Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall But remember I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Cause he copped a feel as you walked by I can hear you now talking to your friends Saying yea girls he's come a long way From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club And building a fire in a cave When you say a backrub means only a backrub Then you swat my hand when I try Well now what can I say at the end of the day Honey I'm still a guy And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car Write a love song that makes you cry Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground Cause he copped a feel as you walked by These days there's dudes getting facials Manicured waxed and botoxed With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands You can't grip a tackle box Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered It's hip now to be feminized I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair Yea Honey I'm still a guy And my eyebrows ain't plucked There's a gun in my truck Oh thank God I'm still a guy