If Love Was A Plane

She's 98 pounds workin down at the Dairy Queen With an Olgivie home perm and braces And he's long-haired no job and just 19 They got a baby on the way And they're off to the races in Love Look at em go Now what in the world could go wrong Don't tell them the odds It's Best they don't know If love was a plane nobody'd get on At the Ivy at lunchtime in Beverly hills The paparazzi are gathered outside Cause an actor and an actress are having lunch And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight They're in Love Look at em go Now what in the world could go wrong Don't tell them the odds It's best they don't know If love was a plane nobody'd get on Imagine now the pilots voice On the intercom right before We leave the ground Saying folks thanks for flying with us But there's a 6 in 10 chance we're goin down But that's the strangest thing about this emotion Even knowing our chances are small c/G We line up at the gate with our tikets Thinking somehow we're different I mean after all we're in Love Look at us go Now what in the world could go wrong To hell with the odds we'd rather not know If love was as plane nobody'd get on Yea if love was a plane nobody'd get on