Boll Weevil Song

Intro: ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ ------------------------------------ ------0-----2----3-0---------------- ----3----3------------3-0----------- ---------------------------1-------- #1. Let me tell you a story about a boll weevil. Now, some of you may not know, but a boll weevil is an insect and he's found mostly where cotton grows. Now, where they come from, hm, nobody really knows..but this is the way the story goes. #2. The farmer said to the boll weevil, I see you're on the square. Boll weevil said to the farmer, say yep, my whole darn family's here. We gotta have a home, gotta have a home. #3. The farmer said to the boll weevil, say, why do you pick my farm? The weevil just laughed at the farmer and said, we ain't gonna do ya much harm. We're lookin' for a home-oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo- oooo-ho-ho-ome. #4. And the boll weevil spotted a lightning bug. He said, hey, I'd like to make a trade with you. Cause, you see if I was a lightning bug, I'd search the whole night through. Searchin' for a home..I'd have me plenty of home. #5. And the boll weevil called the farmer, and he said, you better sell your old machines. Cause when I'm through with your cotton, heh, you can't even buy gasoline. I'm gonna take me a home, gotta have a home. #6. And the boll weevil said to the farmer, said, Mr. farmer, I'd like to wish you well. Farmer said to the boll weevil, yeah, and I wish that you were in ---- lookin' for a home, lookin' for a home. OUTRO: (Ahh, you'd have a home all right, you'd have a home. A real hot home, ahhh..you'd have a home..)..(Fade.)