Bubba Hyde

Intro: Verse1: Barney works down at the A&P, drives a baby blue AMC ain't missed a day of work in 13 years, he's a fire dept. volunteer he's got a yard that's always just been mowed collected stamps since he was 10 years old you never seen a more regular guy, but when the sun goes down on Friday night slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave puts on his Elvis jacket custom made gets in his patent leather zebra boots fires up his Super Sport Malibu he burns that rubber 'cross the county line a honky tonkin' fool 'til closing time you oughta see him metamorphosize from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde (4 bars intro) Verse2: Monday morning it's a suit and tie, attention shoppers there's a two for one buy Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel, makes his rounds in the Bookmobile he's got a Wednesday night canasta game Thursday's a tourney at the bowling lanes his friends would freak out if they only knew the party animal he turns into {Chorus} you oughta see him metamorphosize from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde