intro: Raised to be a lady by the golden rule Alice was the spawn of a public school With a double barrel name in the back of her brain And a simple case of mummy doesnt love me blues Reality it seems was just a dream She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene But what do you expect from a chick whose just sixteen And hey hey hey hey hey hey you know what I mean All the young girls love Alice Tender yound Alice they say Come over and see me, come over and please me ) Alice it's my turn today All the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice they say If I give you my number will you promise to call me? Wait till my husbands away Poor little darling with a chip out of her heart It's like acting in a movive When you've got the wrong part Getting your kicks in another girls bed And it was only last Tuesday when they you in the subway dead And who could you call your friends down in Soho? One or two middle aged dykes in a go-go? And what do you expect from a sixteen year old yo-yo? And hey hey hey hey hey hey dont you know (repeat Chorus) outro: and fade