I can see very well, there's a boat on the reef with a broken back And I can see it very well There's a joke and I know it very well It's one of those that I told you long ago, Take my word I'm a madman don't you know Get a load of him he's so insane Better get your coat dear it looks like rain --- We'll come again next thursday afternoon The inlaws hope they'll see you very soon, But is it in your conscious that you're after Another glimpse of the madman across the water Once a fool had a good part in the play If it's so would I still be here today It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way They think it's very funny everything I say Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted Will you come agian next week well I'm not gonna fake it ================================================================================= I found this online and I like it better ... Madman across the water Elton John I can see very well, there's a boat on the reef with a broken back And I can see it very well There's a joke and I know it very well It's one of those that I told you long ago, Take my word I'm a madman don't you know Get a load of him he's so insane Better get your coat dear it looks like rain --- We'll come again next thursday afternoon The inlaws hope they'll see you very soon, But is it in your conscious that you're after Another glimpse of the madman across the water Once a fool had a good part in the play If it's so would I still be here today It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way They think it's very funny everything I say Is the nightmare black or are the windows painted Will you come agian next week well I'm not gonna fake it