| <> | | They called him Great Scott because he was great | They called her Great Susan 'cause she was his date | She climbed in a box, he cut her in two | | And when he was through she was just half a woman | (* off on 2)| n/c | And he'd tie her up, set her on fire | He'd douse her with oil, the crowd would go wild | She was always alright at the end of the night | | But somehow she felt like just half a woman | | The show went the same way year after year | | He'd wave his magic wand, and she'd disappear | | One day she asked, "How did this come to be | (off on 2) | . Somewhere there must be more â??â??â?? to me." | | | (off on 2) | |n/c | And one day she left, she climbed through the stage | (* drum roll)| And into the trap door under the lion's cage |n/c | And after a spell he said, "What the hell. | | It was just as well. She was just half a woman." Charted by Dexex My chord charts are intended to show how, as a rhythm guitarist, I play songs. I don't claim they are the "right" way. They're not intended to be tabs, which notate precisely how a song was played on a recording.

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