Packard Goose

MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD GOOSE OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED NO EXCUSE FOR BEING WHAT I AM DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM? ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE WORST KIND OF SLEEZE SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF ENGLISH DISEASE IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE AW, SPARE ME PLEASE (CHORD SET 1) OH NO YOU GOTTA GO WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S WHORE AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM (TWICE) FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN THEIR HAND I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT UNDERSTAND THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY, HEY. (CHORD SET 1) HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW? MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE SHEKELS WONT FLOW AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY? A etc. . . HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE LOVE IS NOT MUSIC MUSIC IS THE BEST WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ WHICH IS EXTINCT BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC CORRUPTION OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT WE DO WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE LIKE YOU ALL TOO BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE THE REVIEW etc, etc... IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT ON THE COMIC UTENSIL HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR AGAIN submited by Will Kaemmerling [email protected]