Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I See you've met my faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down, Be- -cause when you knocked he thought you were the candyman. Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a girl by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound, you look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. Well, you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that? Well, babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night, when it all seems alright, I'll get you a satanic mechanic. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. Why don't you stay for the night? Night. Or maybe a bite? Bite. I could show you my favorite obsession. I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan, and he's good for relieving my tension. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. (spoken) So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab, I see you shiver with antici...pation. But maybe the rain isn't really to blame, so I'll remove the cause (chuckles), but not the symptom.