Howd You Get This Number

Intro: A (see tab below song) Sorry 'bout your mama, sorry 'bout your pa Sorry about the business with your brother-in-law Hard cheese about the money man, hard cheese about the stocks Hard cheese about you being up to your ears in hock Tough luck about your luggage, tough luck about your socks Tough luck about the way that the other shoe drops Too bad about your girlfriend, too bad about your wife Too bad about the thing you call the rest of your life Hey, how'd you get this number man - who do you think you're talking to? Now who do you think you are kidding, what do you want me to do? How'd you get this number man, please don't make me laugh You know you ought to be on TV with a line like that I heard about the car rent, I heard about the fail I heard about the time you was in jail all night I know you don't like trouble and I know you don't like to fight I know that you could argue with a fence post all night I heard about the lampshade, how you had it on your head I heard you told a joke and knocked the whole room dead No kidding about the car sir, no kidding about the junk No kidding about you being in a deep blue funk Hey, how'd you get this number man - who do you think you're talking to? Now who do you think you are kidding, what do you want me to do? How'd you get this number, please don't make me laugh You ought to be on TV with a line like that solo over solo The approximate tab for the intro is shown below: sl sl sl sl sl b x2 x2 ||-----------------------------------3------------------|----------|| ||-3--5--3--1-----3--5--3--1---3--5-----5--3--1--3--1---|----------|| ||-------------2---------------------------------------2|-0--1--2--|| ||------------------------------------------------------|----------|| ||------------------------------------------------------|----------|| ||------------------------------------------------------|----------||