Excuses

I play on a toaster My ping is so bad I will make up excuses whenever I can I'm making the wrong plays I'm getting so mad And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding Rap verse 1 I will always blame the other members of my team Oh well Not my fault for losing Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing Should have been aware of what teammates were doing Never gave my mid a single blue I needed the sustain Flaming me since we queued When I started complaining 'Bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP 'Cause what you thought would be easy's A defeat, she DC'd, it's GG! How did I forget it was free week? You're level 30? Really? "Worth" I don't care if you want, report me Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez If there aren't any wards I'm blaming it all on the support Cause your CS'ing is so weak, one creep, two creep Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more 'cause I... I play on a toaster My ping is so bad I will make up excuses whenever I can I'm making the wrong plays I'm getting so mad And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding Well that's not fair Well that's not fair Rap verse 2 I know I'm not a good player but honestly I wasn't trolling The rager inside of me is so controlling 'Cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in Wood 5 (There you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw) Who am I even talking to? I wasn't part of the throw I lost E L O because we didn't ban Teemo 'Cause I'm talking in mostly asterisks Got nine reports for being so damn "toxic" And tried punishing me for all my chat "spam" Everyone is saying that I believe I'm better than I really am Like Trick2g disrespectin' again Stop laughing, this isn't fair 'cause I'm lagging I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying I'm really not that bad (I play on a...) I play on a toaster My ping is so bad I will make up excuses whenever I can I'm making the wrong plays I'm getting so mad And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding Well that's not fair (last chord) But I'm just bad And now I'm banned...