Chorus: Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Are two things that stay the same So when the world starts spinnin' and your head hurts There's cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts Well the shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur You can't cuss you can't smoke or spit on the floor And don't hit on a woman 'cause she might sue You can't buy beer in this state past two But that (Chorus) Now Buddha is legal but Jesus ain't The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints It's not how you play it's the final score They don't show M*A*S*H on the tube any more But that (Chorus) Now lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring And daddy doesn't smile when a mockingbird sings The kids are in school but they're all packin' guns The losers live forever and the good die young But that (Chorus) Well the stars are all fallin' out of the sky The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry So pass me a chew and I'll sing you a song If there's a problem with that we can get it on 'Cause that (Chorus) Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts This guy is another one of the long line of Red Dirt musicians out of Stillwater, Oklahoma, joining the likes of The Great Divide, Bob Childers, and Cross Canadian Ragweed. There is a lot of Robert Earl Keen/Americana influence to his music. If you ever get a chance to see him, it would be well worth the trip.

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