single strum first and last verse well welcome everybody to Willies place You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face we got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac To drive me around in her cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass a fucking machine that never runs out of gas a body like nobody's ever seen before she recently inherited a liquor store Chorus well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile Chorus Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs the best in the west at cooking chinese food she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes she always compliments me on the size of my hose Chorus we'll make her three feet tall and stand about to here with a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer Chorus
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