Cannabis College

INTRO VERSE1 Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else That?s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 We?ll study each and every flower, per credit hour Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme Pre-Chorus So if you grow your knowledge tree Hydroponically Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa VERSE2 Instead of writing boring papers you?ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes You?ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics You?ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans You passed your first exam Pre-Chorus So if you take your notes and tokes Of signals made of smoke No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College And in the basement lavatory they?re teaching short-term memory Can anybody tell me where they?re teaching short-term memory? La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa INTERLUDE/SCAT VERSE3 Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he?s been here who knows how long His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone Pre-Chorus With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20 Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says I made it through college La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa La la laa laa la la la laa repeat Chorus until end