Hairy Hillbilly Ass

() written down In a () room Four o'clock and the () TV's dead () do I () smoked all my beer I'm () just got here An old hairy ass () hillbilly Still up and () ()ilar time In the () Takin' showers 'bout () every hour 'Cause I () Well () Leanin' Man His () Swann Two old hairy ass () hillbillies Still up and () Chorus: () laugh () knows Right where you're at () around () along () out to clubs Just to () dildo A human jutebox who () loves to play Every () () blow your soul () tell you so And leave that hairy ass () hillbilly Still up and () () be tonight () You may be with a () friend of yours And may your () () do a show () where to go You're just a hairy ass () hillbilly Still up and () Repeat Chorus Additional lyrics (not recorded): When all the freaks have freaked out and all the juicy Lucy's gone home And the chicks that you used to dig leave youse hangin' on the telephone It's too far to walk, you can't find a cab, then up rolls a bus with 3 in back A whole bunch a hillbilly boys still up an hangin' on A true picker picks his lick 'til he's sick and he's dead on his feet And once he's passed out on the couch don't worry 'bout gettin him sheets He'll survive and he'll hit his stride - and make his rally about 8 or nine That ol' hairy ass hillbilly will still be up and hangin' on Additional lyrics care of JJW's lyric sheet - the "Brown Album". Alternate Key: Tabbed by Doug Erickson ([email protected]) INTRO: VERSES: This song it was written down In a pea green windowless room Four o'clock and the TV's dead Wired up with nothin' to do Drunk all my whiskey, smoked all my beer Already gone, just got here An old hairy ass hillbilly Still up and hangin' on CHORUS: Takes a friend to make you laugh A slap on the back Someone who knows right where you're at A friend in town who just heard you're around Came by to see how you're gettin' along