Gonna tell you a story you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evening With a girl I saw on the bar room TV screen Well I was just getting ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen (round and round, oh round and round) Meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen A bleached-blond mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight The roller derby program said That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head Her fans called her Tuffy But all her buddies called her Spike (Chorus) (BRIDGE) Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round Well I could not help it but I fell in love With this heavy duty women I've been speaking of Things were kinda bad till the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama (Chorus) (BRIDGE)