Juniors In Love

Intro: Verse 1 With a dozen roses in his gun rack, Junior pulled up into her side lot. He carried'em up to the front porch, and hollered, Wanda look at what I got. She was sittin' there watchin' tv, with a drywall hanger named Shorty. She pressed her nose to the screen door, and said they smell like WD-40. Verse 2 He said now don't you be that way, you know how much I love you. I can't hardly sleep at night, and when I do I dream of you. And by the way Shorty I thank you, you could of had'em put me in jail son. I'm just glad I run out of air hose when I come at you with that nail gun. Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a good one. He'll track her down and then if she should run. He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood son, Juniors in love. Verse 3 Wanda walked down the front steps, and said I hate to break up the party. But I've got to get to work by five, would you run me over there Shorty. Thats when Junior turned bright red, and said I'm taking her to the diner. And he threw Shorty in the truck bed with a busted nose and a shiner. Chorus Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a hot one. Theres' lots of lovers and Junior he's not one. Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun. Juniors in love. Bridge Oh you know theres an oil puddle down by the diner. And it came out of his transmission Thats where he parks every night and stares thru the window in a love sick and sorry condition Chorus Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a good one. He'll track her down and then if she should run. He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood son, Juniors in love. Oh he's in love