Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

You've all heard about Rudolph and his nose But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard yet About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck >A Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck >E When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat But Santa stepped in and said Just calm down cause you all got a job to do Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ole boys and girls along the way He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made histroy that night Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag He was having the time of his life You can hear his call Merry Christmas y'all And y'all, y'all a good night. chorus repeat the last line in the chorus to end.