What Would Waylon Do

Intro: () Well the () door's open at 7 And the crowd is filing through Somebody dropped my guitar And I can't find my left boot There's a () genius runnin' monitors And () clue Well, what () do There's () blue cheese in the green room What are we supposed to eat And the openin' act's a Polka band And they can't keep a beat The () promoter wants a second show And he's ()ude Well, what () do Kick in the () door - shoot out the lights Scare the () fool out of the soundman With a "hoss, let's get this () right" Bring down the () Blues Oh, what () do Now the () sheriff's got the drug dogs Tearin' up our bus We're () just hillbilly singers I think he's profilin' us () Now he wants an autograph And a free t-shirt or two Well, () do Kick in the () door - shoot out the lights Scare the () dog out of the soundman With a "hoss, let's get this () right" Bring down the () Blues Oh, what () do Now the () drummer's just informed us That we ain't gettin' paid They'll send a check out Monday No..the hell you say! Who would () that old outlaw strangle If he were in our shoes What () do Kick in the () door - shoot out the lights Scare the () pants off of the soundman With a "hoss, let's get this () right" Bring down the () Blues Oh, what () do Bring down the () Blues Oh, what () do Yeah, what () do