Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Intro: #1. Arrested on charges of unemployment, he was sitting in the witness stand. The judge's wife called the district attorney said, you free that brown-eyed man. You want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man. Way back in history, three thousand years back, ever since the world began. There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear for a brown-eyed handsome man. A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man. #2. Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand. She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay to meet a brown-eyed handsome man. Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man. INTERLUDE: #3. Milo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world in the palm of her hand. She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to get a brown-eyed handsome man. She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man. Way back in history, three thousand years back, ever since the world began. There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear for a brown-eyed handsome man. A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man. INTERLUDE: OUTRO: Well, three to two the count with nobody on, he hit a high fly into the stand. Rounding third he was headed for home, it was a brown eyed handsome man..that won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man. ....