Follow Your Arrow

If you save yourself for marriage, you’re a bore. If you don't save yourself for marriage, you’re a hor- rible person. If you won't have a drink, then you’re a prude, But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one. If you can't lose the weight, then you’re just fat, But if you lose too much, then you’re on crack. You're damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t, So you might as well just do whatever you want, so Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, Roll up a joint — or don’t. Just follow your arrow wherever it points. Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points. If you don't go to church, you’ll go to hell. If you're the first one in the first row, you’re a self- righteous son-of-a ... Can't win for losing, you just disappoint ‘em. Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don’t mean you should join ‘em. Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, Roll up a joint — or don’t. Follow your arrow wherever it points. Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points. BRIDGE: Say what you feel, love who you love, 'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun. Yeah, you only, only live once. Make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, Roll up a joint — I would. Just follow your arrow wherever it points. Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.