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She don't like her eggs all runny 
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny 
She looks down her nose at money 
She gets it on like the Easter Bunny 
She's my baby 
I'm her honey 
I'm never gonna let her  
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays 
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies 
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done 
Drinks his beer like it's oxygen 
He's my baby 
And I'm his honey 
Never gonna let him  
Chorus: 
In spite of ourselves 
We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow 
Against all odds 
Honey, we're the big door  
We're gonna spite our noses 
Right off of our faces 
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
Dancin' in our  
She thinks all my jokes are corny 
Convict movies make her horny 
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs 
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs 
She takes a lickin' 
And keeps on tickin' 
I'm never gonna let her  
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey 
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie 
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon 
Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon 
He's my baby 
I don't mean maybe 
Never gonna let him  
Chorus 
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
Dancin' in our  
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts 
Dancin' in our