(First and last choruses are sung a capella,  
which is Italian for "Put the damn instruments down.") 
I sold my last hard bible 
Just to pay my bills 
I called my mother 
To reserve me in her will 
And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night 
Well it just don't seem enough 
Well money can buy me a hell of a lot 
But it sure won't buy me love 
Well I bought me a car 
And I bought me a roadtrain 
The car won't go 
The train's too slow 
So I found me a mansion 
On the highest hillside 
Bigger then this town 
But it don't feel like home 
I sold my last hard bible 
Just to pay my bills 
I called my mother 
To reserve me in her will 
And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night 
Well it just don't seem enough 
Well money can buy me a hell of a lot 
But it sure won't buy me love 
Well I spent my cash 
On a brand new heartache 
I spent my time 
Trying to make it back 
He took my heart 
And he took my savings 
He took the train 
And left me on the tracks  
I sold my last hard bible 
Just to pay my bills 
I called my mother 
To reserve me in her will 
And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night 
Well it just don't seem enough 
Well money can buy me a hell of a lot 
But it sure won't buy me love