Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Intro: verse 1 He was arrested on charges of unemployment He was standing at the witness stand The judges wife, she told the district attorney You better, free that brown eyed man You want your job you better, free that brown eyed man verse 2 I went flying cross the desert on a TWA I saw A woman walking cross the sand She went walking thirty miles in route to Bombay to get a Brown eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man verse 3 And now way back in history, two thousand years Ever since the world began Theres been a whole lot of good women shedding some tears over a Brown eyed handsome man A lot of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man verse 4 And the Venus de Milo was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hands She lost both her arms in a wrestling match over a Brown eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man Verse 5 And the beautiful daughter couldn’t make up her mind between the doctor and a lawyer man Her mama said, doll, just go out and find yourself a Brown eyed handsome man Like your real daddy was a brown eyed handsome man He was a brown eyed handsome man, don’t you know he was a Brown eyed handsome man Interlude Verse 6 And it was three to the count, there wasn’t nobody home He hit a high flyer into the stands He rounded third, he was heading for home, he was a Brown eyed handsome man Like Henry Aaron he was a brown eyed handsome man He was a brown eyed handsome man, don’t you know he was a Brown eyed Verse 7 He was arrested on charges of unemployment He was standing at the witness stand The judges wife, she told the district attorney You better, free that brown eyed man You want your job you better, free that brown eyed Free that brown eyed, free that brown eyed man