Shotgun Wedding

Intro: Verse Sammy and Katie went a little too far In a Johnson grass out behind the barn Now he ain't got the money for gas Or a ticket out west There's gonna be a finger on the trigger when her daddy finds out His baby ain't been eating but she's putting on pounds Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest Is he gonna run Is he gonna stay Will he say I do, or I don't It's hard to say, but either way It's a day this whole town won't forget Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest Verse And Betty on the organ, here comes the bride With her half hammered daddy and his evil eye Old Sammy at the altar, sweating in his camouflage vest Preacher man looking like he just saw a ghost Daddy's sawed off sticking out from under his coat Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest Is he gonna run Is he gonna stay Will he say I do, or I don't It's hard to say, but either way It's a day this whole town won't forget Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest Verse Preacher says bow your head and thank the lord Oh Sammy sees a break and bolts through the door Looks like that vest will be put to the test Yeah buckshot buzzing all around his head It's a wonder that boy ain't never been dead I guess he just ain't ready yet Look at him run He ain't gonna stay Won't say I do 'Cause he knows there ain't no way It's a day this whole town won't forget Shotgun wedding and a boy in a bulletproof vest Ending Aw, look at him run, ha ha ha He done passed up the buckshot He's gone, daddy Took the stop sign with him