I Am The Walrus

Intro ----- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from gun, see how they fly, I'm cryin' Sitting on a cornflake, I'm waiting for the van to come Corporation tee-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long but I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run, I'm cryin' I'm cry......, I'm cryin', I'm cry........ Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fish wife, pornographic priestress, man you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down But I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob (musical break- exact same as Intro) Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the english rain I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob Experts textperts choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they spy like pigs in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin' Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Element'ry penguins singing Hare Krishna, man, you should've seen him kicking Edgar Allen Poe I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob, g' goo goo g' joob g' goo... A du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw -The rest of the just keeps repeating