Intro: verse 1: Ever since you said goodbye, I've had a reputation I'm not drinking on the sly, I'm the star attraction Every morning I wake up, Fill my cup and listen bitterly To stories of me verse 2: They say a man is going 'round, he looks a lot like me They say that man is going down, it's looking pretty likely Every morning he wakes, fills his cup and listens shamefully To stories of me Bridge: Everybody come on down, set 'em up and pass 'em round We're all here......for a drowning / verse 3: I was down at Baker's Hall, I heard somebody talking That's the last thing I recall, then my mind went walking I woke up with a heavy head, on a hard bed trying to believe These stories of me Coda: Yeah I woke up in a stranger's bed, wondering about the things she said to me These stories of me (x3) to end