Tabbed by Guitarviper Well its a story that been told before But this time theres a twist I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss I know I dont deserve no sympathy but I think its a sin My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend Like Thelma & Louise they took off in the dead of the night A '91 suburban with a loaded .45 Well I called up the authority, where would I begin My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend Now I know what you gals are thinking Yeah that bastard got what he deserved And in the battles of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred But I just want the both of them to come back home again My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend Well I even asked my lawyer he se said son it seems to be a trend My Wife Left Me For My Girlfriend