Working For Me

I'm not very nice I don't wash my hair I won't come to your place when your parents are there I won't call you back I'll make fun of your friends And after Date Two I won't bring flowers again But girl, how could you go? I'm so charming and sensitive everyone knows And babe, I know you won't leave I've got the best trick of all time up my sleeve It's not hard to play guitar But it's working for me Yeah, it's working for me It's not hard to play guitar But it's working for me Yeah, it's working for me If we have a fight And I happen to lose I will turn off my phone and run away from you I'll probably cheat on you More than two times But I'll win you back with some torturèd rhymes And girl, I know it will work When I make you feel special, you forget I'm a jerk And your friends think that you scored 'Cause your boyfriend can almost play three different chords It's not hard to play guitar But it's working for me Yeah, it's working for me It's not hard to play guitar But it's working for me Yeah, it's working for me I'm using you for your meal plan and all, But Baby, you are my Wonderwall You probably should leave me; I'm just made of slime But I can't talk now, girl; it's closing time It is closing time nanananananananananananana I wrote you a song (This is it.) nanananananananananananana Can we go to your place? nanananananananananananana