A Christmas Duel

I bought no gifts this year And I slept with your sister I know I should have thought twice before I kissed her But with the year we had last And the dress that she wore I just went along for the ride And I came back for more And I'm sorry, baby (That's all okay honey cause see) I bought no tree this year And I slept with your brother I wrecked your Daddy's car And went down on your Mother I set your record collection on fire And said I never knew Felt kind of bad about that And I know you did too So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad And spend this Christmas together I married you last year Bet you thought I was sober, right' But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake you see This could all have been over Ah honey please don't excuse your behaviour Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will It's now all in my favour So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together Holding on without any reason Cause something's strong (something's strong) This holiday season (this holiday season) So whatever you say, it's all fine by me And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Christ-Christmas together (repeat)