Intro: verse 1 I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date I'm in a cold sweat, my panic it makes me late I know you never asked for this I know My Shots will always miss I know My shots will Always miss Weird Chorus ) x2 Does everyone stare this way at you? ) x2 I only look this way at you (operatic) ah_____________________ verse 2 I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone I let it ring twice before I chicken out and decide you're not at home Does everyone stare the way I do? ) x2 I only stare this way at you verse 3 I never noticed the size of my feet 'Til I kicked you in the shins Will you ever forgive me for the shape I'm in For the shape I'm in Does everyone stare the way I do? ) x2 I only stare this way at you verse 4 I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart Last of all I'm sorry 'cause you never asked for this I can see I'm not your type and my shots will always miss, always miss Does everyone stare the way I do? I only stare this way at you