I Make Hamburgers

Again, this is a crappy tab/chords. Such is life. It's made even crappier by the general lack of strong chords in the thing anyway. I play keyboard, not guitar, so..eh..deal with it. Oh, and it's probably completely wrong, but who cares - any way to play this song's a good one. :D Intro: (Use the bass note as a lead-in to the chord, lest you be inventive enough to figure out the original timing and whatnot. This works, but I'm going for ease of playing/explaining here. Work with me.) Verse: (The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.) My first customer was Megan she came in For a hamburger with the lot, no meat Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out (lil riff) My second customer was Susan she came in For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out Tonight (lil riff) Bridge: I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too bad I'm tellin you (The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too. :D) Verse again (same chords as before): My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce (More sauce!) - she said! And she took me home....to meet her mother. My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me.. So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-) Chorus: I make hamburgers, I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I teach them all how to be dirty girls, like you Solo over verse chords: (The solo's easier than it sounds) Chorus again: I make hamburgers, I get all the girls And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I teach them all how to be dirty girls, like you