Did You Steal My Money?

||:) :||8 (Did you steal my money?) |)| I wake up on broken glass |)| But you left your number |) | All the members of the cast |) They reckon I was lumbered | | | Did you steal it? Did you screw me? | Did you peel it? Did you do me? | | Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Are you out there, Mr. no one? Are my investments growing? Sorry that I got so drunk, but I wrote you a poem Did you search me? Did you turn me over? While I cold-turkeyed on the sofa? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? {bridge} | | How can we forgive a grievance, now that we all live with demons? | Did you know that poor old veteran that you kicked right out of his bed | He says that he cannot forget you, but he does not wish you dead | Just leave his gold watch in reception | And he'll keep the sixteen stitches in his head | | Did you steal his money? Did you steal his money? Did you pinch my trainer football? Say if you half-inched it I thought I heard a female footfall while I washed my kitchen Did you use me? Oh, why did I trust you? Why'd you abuse me? Oh, I ain't gonna bust you, no no Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my money? Did you steal my lolly? Fell right off my lorry Did you pinch my brasso? Nick my gelt, you asshole? Did you steal my monied money? Did you? Did you? Did you?