I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty

Todd Snider

(Intro) ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v |---------2-2-------2-2-|-------3-3-------2-2-|--------2-2-----------| |---------3-3-------3-3-|-------0-0-------3-3-|--------3-3---------2-| |---------2-2-------2-2-|-----0-0-0-2h4---2-2-|----2---2-2-----2---2-| |-------0---------0-----|2-4------------0-----|2h4---0-----2h4-----2-| |-0-2-4-------0-2-------|---------------------|------------------0---| |-----------------------|---------------------|----------------------| |--------2-------|- |--------3-------|- |--------2-------|- |----2-0-------0-|- |2h4-------0-2---|- |----------------|- (Verse 1) She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county. And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world. But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man. Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl. Bmin Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me. Bmin Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake. Bmin But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around. Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take. (Chorus) Cause I can drink any woman pretty. Just give me a bottle and a little time. Bmin She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine. (Verse 2) She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her. She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose. Bmin And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth, and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes. Bmin But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe. Bmin Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose. Bmin Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work. Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no. (Chorus) Bmin She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now, but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine. ------------------------ After listening to the recording more closely, I think this should be played capoed at the 2nd fret. Making the capoed chords : A = Bmin = Amin It should be easy to transpose the intro to the capoed position. To me it sounds more accurate capoed.

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