Plastic Girl

Well I knew I had to have her when I sent off in the mail When I saw her picture in that magazine And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up The prettiest plastic girl you?d ever seen I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind I figured that I?d keep her around Her plug kept her inflated and when I it in But when I pulled it out she?d go down Chorus: She?s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, and nothin?s missin? She never had a headache and she ain?t got bad breath when we?re kissin? She?s there when you need her, she?s more than just a friend And her skin is as smooth as a pearl She?s my life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl Well I didn?t tell anybody except my best friend Earl Cause you can?t trust just anyone you see And when I?d come home late at night all tired from makin? pizzas Wendy, she?d be waitin? there for me One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind And it broke my heart in two when I walked in And I found the one I?d always thought would always be just mine Layin? there with Earl, my best friend Now I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin? kind And I never figured Earl would let me down But you don?t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times Cause there?s a lot of fuckin? wierdos runnin? around