Tillamook County Jail

I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail Sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail I'm sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Chorus: One phone call, two Tylenol Four cold grey walls closing in If I ever do get out on that highway again I aint ever going back to Tillamook County No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew And that lying son of gun he told ?em I done some things that I didn't do They came a runnin? for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail And now I'm a sittin? here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail Chorus Guitar I'm sittin here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail And I'm still hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation Have to send all my money through the mail I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail Hey, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail