Hold My Beer

Intro: **spoken** Uhh, dearly beloved we're gathered up in here today To join in Holy Manogamony This here feller... and this ol' gal he brought with him verse 1: The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed the love birds were dressed in white and black the preacher turned to the groom and asked, him to slip the ring on her left hand he turned to his best man, and said Hold my beer, this won't take long I want it back and I don't want it gone I trust you buddy, here hold my beer **spoken** I now pronounce you... ya'll verse 2: They cut the cake and they poured champagne, They Macarena'd and formed a train They crashed right into the grooms old flame, As she came crashin' in, The new bride just kind of grinned, and said Hold my beer, this won't take long I want it back and I don't want it gone, I trust you Honey, here hold my beer Bridge: When the cat-fight broke up, The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash, When somebody's cousin that nobody knew yelled, "whats with this hillbilly crap?"... **spoken** You could have heard a pin drop... and then, Hold my beer, this won;t take long, I want it back, and I don't want it gone, Somebody hold my beer, this wont take long I want it back and I don't want it gone, I trust you buddy, here hold my beer **spoken** Yeah, naw... no just hold it! I wasn't givin' it to ya to drink! Well, it's gone now... never ask a preacher to hold your beer