Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass

They told me I was lucky, To have my chance with you. Now last year's summer romance, Is this year's winter blues. I treated you so nicely, To jewelery and champagne. But you left me empty handed, yeah, You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed. Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of Crappy what you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash. So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along and it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass." They say I'm losing my mind, I thought that for a while. I teared down decorations, They remind me of your smile. I hate that mistletoe, It makes me think of our first kiss. You bit my lip, you pulled me close, / let it ring Then you taught me how to quit. Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's kind of Crappy what you did this holiday? When I gave you my heart, You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash. So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along and it goes, "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass." So sick of calling, You won't telephone me. No, f**k you, girl I'm going out. I gave you my all, But our love hit a wall, Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down. Ain't that just what Christmas is all about? Now I hope you're happy with yourself 'Cause I'm not laughing Don't you think it's so damn trashy What you did this holiday? I gave you my heart, You ripped it apart Like wrapping paper trash. So I wrote you a song Hope that you sing along, Here it goes,