Darling I Love You

Intro: e|---X---0---X---0---| B|---X---1---X---3p1-| G|---X---0---X---0---| D|---X---2---X---2---| x4 A|---X---3---X---3---| E|---X-------X-------| e|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---| B|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---| G|---X---2---X---2---X---4---X---4---| D|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---| A|---X---3---X---3---X---5---X---5---| E|---X---1---X---1---X---3---X---3---| Verse I like telling dirty jokes, and I like smoking crystal meth, but darling I love you. And I like laughing at retards, and I like throwing rocks at dogs, but darling I love you. I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true. Darling, I love you. *play the intro again here* Verse I've been tryin' to move on, since you left, since you've been gone, but its so hard on me. Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd, bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt. But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you.