Hashtag Armageddon

Oh God theres a big one coming on The dead have begun to rise and walk And nobody is singing, nobody is singing The bottomless pit has opened up The Virgin Marys crying blood And nobody is singing, nobody is singing Were all taking pictures with camera phones To prove that we were there For the end of days, the end of days The blood gollum is on the loose again He doesnt know that were American He just thinks we’re fatter The hell demons are killing all in sight Satans doing wheelies on his bike Twin heads on his handlebars Pig-tailed twins around the age of 666 Their faces painted to look like King Diamond and Peter Criss For the end of days, the end of days Now its raining semen It smells like those summer trees you smell Could this be the revelation or is it simply the end of Hell? Ooooooooooh Oh God there’s a big one coming on Hashtag armageddon That topic is trending The death cult is making jewelry From the corpses they dragged from the burning sea Theyre taking eyes, theyre taking ears, theyre taking noses, theyre taking teeth Theyre taking hair and skin from tattoos Theyre taking fingers, theyre taking The end of days very seriously Now the valley is flooded With piranha, tequila and knives But at least we got to prove that we did something worthwhile with our lives At the end of days, the end of days