If You Buy Me A Jack Daniels

If you buy me a Jack Daniels I might be your friend for a while Laugh at your jokes and your ego i'll stroke Tell you that i like your style And if you buy me another Might even ask for your hand So let's sit and relax with a couple of Jacks And i'll be your biggest fan I will be your biggest fan And maybe i'll tell you my story Sad but the whole thing is true Terible tale of love and betrayal About a couple of folks i once knew See the devil once had him a daughter Can bet that i know her name I gave her my heart i gave her my soul She gave me a life time of pain Gave me a lifetime of pain She used to buy me the Jack Daniels And we would go dancing all night Now she's of with Jose drinking Cuervo all day Singing just easy rhymes And i'm sure that you got your own story Probably much sadder than mine But cryin' ain't pretty so i feel shitty While they're having such a good time Hope they choke on their soft **** life So let's keep on drinking Stop all this thinking Life how it's bringing us down Bartender could you please pour another round Well i must say that you're looking pretty Much better than when i came in Round after round you've been sheding them pounds And whiskey's cleared up your bad skin So buy me another Jack Daniels And we can dance out on the floor All the yours will be mine up untill closing time When they throw my drunk ass out the door And i won't bother you anymore