Teddy Picker

Intro: They've sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen They've sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist It wasn't in the top 100 list And it's the thousandth time that it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, They told ya,but you were dying for it She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine D'you reckon that they do it for a joke? D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath? That says "we are defenders Of any poseur or profes___sional pretender around" When did your list replace the twist and turn like a fist replaced a kiss, don't concernus with your bollocks I don't want your prayers Save it for the morning after And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder, Don't be surprised when you get bent over, They told ya, but you were gagging for it Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker Not quick enough can I have it quicker? Already thick and you're getting thicker Assuming that all things are equal, Who'd want to be men of the pe______ople When there's people like you? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------