The Houseplants Song

Standard Tuning Once I read a book and this is what it said "If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead" It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not If it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot And this book was called "HA You're gunna burn" And in the second chapter I went on to learn Take two houseplants and put em to the test Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is So I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest I powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar but twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door *Knock on the body of your guitar* I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood He said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could" I said "man cant you see here I have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear" And he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night That could make me so angry that I just wanna fight *load crash* "sorry" So i pointed to the page in that open book That had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look And he read Take two houseplants and put em to the test Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is Solo I can't remember I'll add it soon, check back First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin I've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead secondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense of hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence And i thought to myself you know that's a good point So i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive We talked about all the things that really matt er most Like life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun and As for my neighbor well our friendship has become a meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven BUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline CRANKED! To eleven