Intro: E|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------| B|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------| G|-------|---------|---------|---------|-----------| D|-------|------0--|-2-------|---------|-----------| A|----0--|-2-------|------0--|-2-------|-----------| E|-------|---------|---------|------3--|-0---------| Driving home in my car I've been at the nudie bar I'm not gonna let her sleep 'cause I want sex, I want it cheap All the things that I've seen and now I want my pornoqueen I'm so happy that you're home Now get the spermicidal foam Just one dance on the lap and I'm all braver, ready to snap I've got the nudie bar blues What you gonna do? I need it and I need it bad I've got the nudie bar blues What you gonna do? My balls are blue, my mind is going mad E|--------------| B|--------------| G|--------------| D|--4-----------| A|--2--0--------| E|--------3--2--| My wife don't like it when I go The devil in me starts to grow Coming home all in a rage from watching women half my age It's not my fault - I lose control Naked chicks will take their toll If I get home and you're not there I'll find a hooker, I don't care Just one dance on the lap... I've got the nudie bar blues... Friday at the nudie bar I took it just a step to far Saw this little chicken dance I knew I had to take the chance Followed her home, kicked down the door Left her bleeding on the floor Guess I must have lost my head 'cause now that poor girl's lying dead Just one dance on the lap... I've got the nudie bar blues...
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