Heads You Win Tails I Lose

Intro: Every time, we have a fight..we flip a coin, to see who's riiiiiiight. #1. Why do we have to gamble, just to see who's right? Why can't we, arbitrarily, resolve a fight? But with your style of gamblin', there's no chance to win. That's how it is, and that's the way it's always been. Heads, you win..tails, I lose. Heads, you win..tails, I lose. Bad news. #2. If we were playing cards, you'd be the one to deal. You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel. You pick 'em at the races, like I've never seen. And then you make me pay off, like a slot machine. Heads, you win..tails, I lose. Heads, you win..tails, I lose. Bad news. Bridge: Oh, well, match me honey..(match me honey.) Take my money..(take my money.) You know the odds are yours..(flip it baby.) So, flip..the coin. #3. I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game. From now on, I'm the dealer and I'll do the same. I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again. So, if you want to flip to see who's right, I know I'll win. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Bad news. Bridge: Oh, well, match me honey..(match me honey.) Take my money..(take my money.) You know the odds are yours..(flip it baby.) So, flip..the coin. #4. I'm gonna make some changes with this gamblin' game. From now on, I'm the dealer and I'll do the same. I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again. So, if you want to flip to see who's right, I know I'll win. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Bad news. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Heads, I win..tails, you lose. Bad news.