Intro 
Thanks for the water 
Thanks for the wine 
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time 
Thanks, thanks, thanks 
verse 1 
Thanks for the whiskey 
Thanks for the beers 
Thanks for the heartache 
Thanks for the tears 
Thanks, thanks, thanks 
verse 2 
Thanks for the marijuana 
And the hashish too 
And every other thing 
I ever smoked with you 
Thanks, thanks, thanks, thankyou very much 
Solo 
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Chords played over solo, same as rest of song 
verse 3 
Thanks for the heroin 
And the cocaine too 
And the epidural sure got me and her through 
Thanks, thanks, thanks 
verse 4 
Thanks for the acid 
And the ecstasy 
And the methamphetamine, hoowhee!!! 
Thanks, thanks, thanks 
 Solo 2 
Thanks for the water 
Thanks for the wine 
Thanks for showin' me a real cool time 
Thanks, thanks, thanks